Dad finally got an amazing night of sleep. Didn’t wake up unti 6:48am too!
Just hit the couch with mom:
Mom: How did you sleep?
Mom: Good! You didn’t move at all!
Me: Yeah! And you never got up.
Mom: Yes I did! I got up 5 times.
Me: Damn! You must be turning into a ninja!
Mom: (smiling all proud) Yep!
Now she’s telling me about a nightmare where a guy in a cowboy hat and a frog mask tried to kill her for having to pee.
“Frogman was creepy. And I ran over his cowboy hat when I turned around. I don’t care about you, I have to pee.”