You peed on your dad! 

We were having a moment- I’d just told mom that your eyesight was getting better and it seemed like you could make eye contact. She agreed. 

I took that as a cue to try some cartoons, so I put on Mickey Mouse Racers. You love it! You stopped fidgeting and just stared at the screen, while sitting on my lap. 

It was awesome! Then the show cut to commercial. The commercial was some cartoon fish in the ocean. You made a little sound and kept watching. 

Then suddenly my leg and stomach starting feeling really, really warm. I was confused- because I didn’t hear or feel you poop. 

And then I realized, I was covered in Tucker urine! 

You just peed all over your daddy! 

Well done son, well done. That was a big pee pee! Proud of you. But hey… next time can you pee on mom instead? 

Is he tired? 

We were just playing with you before bed. Mom had you on her lap, and I was filming you and watching your facial expressions. Then this happened: 

Mom: I can’t tell. Is he tired? 

Me: I don’t know. He hasn’t slept as much today. (You start making really weird faces at mom.) 

*silence fills the room.* 

Then….. 

Pssssshhhhfttyyyyybuuuuuurrrrreeeetttyyyssssss. (GIANT squishy wet sounding poop inside diaper on moms lap.) 

We both started cracking up. 

Both: Guess he had to poop.