Good morning kiddo!
Your momma has been going through some subtle changes as she grows you in her tummy. It’s pretty awesome to watch. She is just about the cutest she has ever been. Whatever chemicals you are making moms body produce are making her absolutley adorable.
Its 6:30am on Saturday morning and I was sitting on the couch. Your mom was still in bed with the bedroom door shut. Suddenly I hear “Haaaaaaaaaaaaa schteupppppppppppp!!!”from the depths of the bedroom. Your mom is awake!
I got up from the couch and headed to the bedroom. Just as my hand hit the door handle it opened from the inside and your mom was standing there.
It can’t be verified- but I believe your mom just SNEEZED HERSELF AWAKE!!!
Here are some interesting exchanges from this morning:
Me: What do you want to do today? Do you want to take the boat out?
Your mom: Ummmm… you want to get a dresser?
Me: You want to get a pedi today? You need some pampering.
Your mom: Ohhhh a dresser with a mirror!
Me: Do you want to go to the outlets and get some stuff?
Your mom: What? Outlets? Shopping? No.
On some show on TV they just sold a $1000 cigar-
Me: Honey what would you do if someone gave you a $1000 cigar to smoke?
Your mom: I’d sell it. And get a dresser.
Mom scrolls frantically through her cell phone then states, “ok- this place, has.. a lot of… dressers.”
Mom: Usually cribs have to be ordered. That’s just how it goes.”
Mom: Now let’s look at cribs on Wayfair!
Singing *Wayfair you got just what I need!*
Me: Are you going to take me to do anything fun today?
Mom: Sure! Let’s go bowling!
Me: I want to go to Nickies for breakfast.
Mom: Okay! Let’s go! (The fastest she has ever made a decision in 5 years)
Mom: This gray crib isn’t dark enough for you?
Me: I don’t know it’s kind of light for a boy. I think the difference between a girlie crib and a boy crib is a shade of gray. (Very philosophical this morning)
**Now I am in the bathroom, and I just received texts. One is a photo of a gray crib. The second text says “see, it can be a boy crib!”**
Mom: Is there a Hobby Lobby around here?
Me: If you take me to Hobby Lobby I will end up with a remote control plane.
Mom: Look! This moose head is $25! At Hobby Lobby!
Me: Are you hungry?
Mom: Yes. Yes I am.
Okay son- time to get you and mom fed and watered. Heading out. You’ll be 19 weeks tomorrow! Almost halfway there!
Enjoy breakfast and our errands today. Mom Moving around all day should make it nice and cozy for you in there.
Also thought of a name for you yesterday mom and I really like…
Love you little dude,